Excuse Me While I Attempt to Cure My Self-Induced Blindness

Okay, so somehow this dude from Pretty Ricky has found a way to induce vomit in thousands with a 100% success rate, infect a folding chair with the AIDS virus and then top it all off with a mediocre backflip, all in under about six minutes in total. I swear it's worthy of being immortalized in the Guinness Book. What's that you ask? What the fuck am I talking about? Well, watch the videos and take in the glory that is "Spectacular" aka "Sexy Spec." We are all witnesses.

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To those of you who enjoyed the foregoing videos, I just want to reiterate my support of your legal right to marry (each other). Down with Proposition 8!