Speaking of Hilarious Commentary...

Credit AAshish (who, I've decided, will be referred to as "my editor" from now on) for this post.

I introduce you to the ultimate babe magnet, aka the "Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt." Oh yeah. It's currently being sold on Amazon, but probably not for long, as I anticipate it being sold out within the next seven-and-a-half minutes due to its extreme popularity. Don't believe me? Just go ahead, click that link, scroll down, and read the reviews. No, I'm being completely serious. READ THE REVIEWS. You will not be disappointed.

Among the review titles:

- "Believe the hype!!"
- "Wolf Shirt: 1, Chuck Norris: 0"
- "A Perfect Compliment For My She-Mullet, L.A. Gear Tennies, & Acid Wash Jeans"

My birthday is only nine months away, friends!

[Amazon.com: Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes]
[Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Reviews]

iPod Touch Sets Kid's Pants on Fire, Mom Files Lawsuit

A Ohio kid put his iPod Touch in his pocket when it apparently blew up and set his pants (and underwear) on fire. The boy was treated for second-degree burns.

"He continues to suffer from both physical and mental conditions which will cause him to suffer pain, mental distress, emotional distress, and otherwise for the rest of his life."

In addition to suing Apple, the boy's mom is also suing 10 Apple Store employees for over $150,000 and lawyer fees. The lawsuit says that the iPod was turned off when it caught on fire, which doesn't sound correct. More to come I'm sure. [Engadget]