Lightsaber USB Drive, May 1 GB be With You

This lightsaber won't help with the force, but you can use it to carry around 1 GB of data. A bit pricey at $20. [ThinkGeek]

You Don't Need to Make A USB Drive Out of Everything [Eww]

Here it is, the tampon USB drive. You're data will be protected as long as you (or your girlfriend) don't confuse it for a real tampon. Available in regular, super and ultra (for those heavy days) [Gizmodo]