Remember that 13 year old baby daddy from England, Alfie Patten? Well, it turns out he's still just a regular 13 year old baby.
If you'll remember, little Alfie thought taking a DNA test would clear up some of the rumors (rumours) that his 15 year old girlfriend Chantelle had been sleeping around and that their little Maisie was actually somebody else's kid (or as he put it more eloquently: "I didn't know about DNA tests before but mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you're the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up"). As they say, be careful what you wish for. According to the UK's Daily Mirror, said DNA test confirmed that Maisie was, of course, not Alfie's. (Apparently, the Mirror had the story pulled from its website due to UK privacy laws.)
That familiar noise you're hearing is a crowd of spectators hissing and booing while Alfie pumps his fist in the air after Maury just told him: "Alfie... you are NOT the father!"
But seriously, who wins after this? Nobody. What is wrong with parents these days? (Not Alfie and Chantelle, I mean their parents... oh and Alfie and Chantelle too.)
[Mirror via San Francisco Chronicle]
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