Addicting Games has released "Baseball: Juiced" for play online (click here to play; screenshots below). As you might have guessed, the game involves taking steroids and hitting home runs. Other than the juicing part, it plays pretty much exactly like that Orbitz pop-up ad/baseball game, "Home Run Hero" except it's easier and not as good-looking. Oh, and you get to choose from a list of six subtly-named players including "Marky McWeird" and "Berry Bombs." I guess Raphael Fallenarrow didn't make the cut? (Took me about 8 minutes to come up with that.)
Be careful about taking steroids though (I mean in the game, not in real life of course). As the instructions say, there can be "serious consequences!" which I found out about the hard way. I hit 1380 home runs in like 18 seasons with my boy A-Fraud, only to get kicked out of the Hall for taking 'roids once, in my first season.
No fair--it was part of the culture back then! I was young and stupid!
[Badjocks.com via Deadspin]
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