Donovan McNabb Traded to Washington Redskins

According to ESPN, the Eagles have traded McNabb to the Washington Redskins for 2 future draft picks. [ESPN]

The Who Dat Dog

This is pretty ridiculous. They would break away from the game to say "dat" to the dog that doesn't understand what the f is going on. It's cute at first, but turns retarded and annoying quickly.

POTD: Who Dat on Tracy Porter's Head?

It's Pinky, Inky, Blinky and Clyde from Pac Man.

A Lot On the Line for Rex Ryan on Sunday

Sure he's a first time head coach with a rookie quarterback and rookie running back that is trying to win the AFC title and go to the Super Bowl. But that's not all that's at stake on Sunday. Nathan's, the hot dog company says it will reserve a seat for Rex at the 2010 Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island on July 4th if he takes the Jets to the Super Bowl.

J-E-T-S, hot dogs, hot dogs, hot dogs!

Dumbass Bets on Redskins, Loses His TV

This idiot bet all his facebook friends that the Redskins would beat the Saints a few weeks ago. He posted that if the Saints win, any of his facebook friends could come over and shoot his 60" TV.

The Saints are still undefeated. This guy is still an idiot.

Candice Swanepoel Joins the Today Show

...and makes men stutter.

Collinsworth NFL 10

Former wide out and current broadcaster for the NFL, Chris Collinsworth, now has his own game (not really, thankfully).

AP Runs Over William Gay

What a Jerk

Eli Manning apparently signed one of the columns in the visitor's locker room at the new Cowboys Stadium after the Giants beat the Cowboys in their home opener two weeks ago. [NBCDFW]

Dallas Cowboys' Achilles Heal

Literally and figuratively.

What Does This Guy Have

What does this guy have...




That this guy doesn't?





Answer:

Brandon Stokely Bails Out Kyle Orton, Brandon Marshall

I guess everyone gets lucky when it's time to play the Bengals.

Madden 2010 Coming to iPhone

The Madden franchise will hit iPhones and iPod Touches soon. The game will feature real NFL rosters (including Mr. Vick and Mr. Favre). The game should hit the iTunes App store before opening day in the NFL, September 10th. Hopefully the game won't cost more than $10. Otherwise, I'm going to stick to NFL 2010 which is good enough.

Brett Favre Already in Madden 2010

It has only been a day since Brett Favre re-re-undecided to retire, sign a contract and hit the practice field, but the future hall of famer is already slated to join the Madden 10 video game in the purple Vikings jersey wearing the iconic number 4 in the next player's update. The update will also include Michael Vick wearing number 7 for the Eagles. Check out Favre's stats below. [Kotaku]

How the Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson Saga Ended with Pancakes

This is all from the National Enquirer, so who knows how accurate it is, but here it is.

“Tony Romo was looking for just the right moment to finally kick Jessica Simpson out of his life - and he found it an International House of Pancakes in the middle of Texas!

[During a three-hour car ride]… tensions between the two reached a boiling point.

“They’d argued a lot over the past several months. This time, Tony barely said a word,” said an insider.

“He suddenly pulled into the parking lot of an IHOP and growled ‘get out.’ Jess got out and slammed the door. Before she could say anything, Tony peeled off. She ended crying her eyes out for the next two hours while she waited for someone to come pick her up.”

“If she didn’t realize it before, she finally got the message that Tony had reached his limit.”

[Tony] had fet obligated for months to keep the floundering romance going because Jessica had given him a $100,000 speedboat for his birthday.

But the night before her birthday, Tony checked her cell phone a found secret text messages from John Mayer. She and Mayer had reconnected at a June birthday party for Pete Wentz.

Tony was upset, “but relieved that he’d finally found the reason to be rid of her,” said the source.

“Now he’s writing a check for $100,000 to cover the cost of the speedboat gift and washing his hands of the whole mess.”

Super Bowl Winner Ben Rothlisberger Sued for Sexual Assault

A woman claims Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger lured her into a hotel room, then sexually assaulted her, according to a new lawsuit. Andrea McNulty claims in her civil lawsuit filed in Washoe County, Nevada, this year's Super Bowl winner asked her to come to his hotel room in July, 2008 -- and then forced her to have sex with him. McNulty -- an employee at the Harrah's Hotel in Lake Tahoe -- is suing for sexual assault and battery, false imprisonment and infliction of emotional distress.

Ben denies all of McNulty's allegations. Roethlisberger's lawyer told ProFootballTalk.com, "The timing of the lawsuit and the absence of a criminal complaint and a criminal investigation are the most compelling evidence of the absence of any criminal conduct." Roethlisberger was in Nevada at the time of the alleged incident for a celebrity golf tournament. [TMZ]

UPDATE: Sources connected to the Ben Roethlisberger sexual assault case claim the psychiatric care the accuser says she's under has nothing to do with Ben .... it has to do with a relationship she had with a man who never existed.

POTD: Relive 0-16

Yea, uh...no thanks...

It's disgusting in HD as well.

Another Wonderful Career Comes to an End...err...Goes to the Raiders

ESPN is reporting that former Dallas Cowboys linebacker Greg Ellis has come to an agreement over a 3 year contract with the Oakland Raiders. Ellis was released by the Cowboys on June 2nd.

Chance to Dominate?

Participated in my first fantasy football draft of the season. Standard 10 team Yahoo league. Pretty happy with my picks except one (Miami defense--got disconnected and did not have my queue set up properly--no way I would take a def. that early, especially one that is so average). My lineup has stacked potential and is as follows--

QB - Cutler, Flacco
RB - Forte, Slaton, Addai, Kevin Smith, Ray Rice (was all set to take Felix Jones before my computer screwed me with its horrendous Dolphins autopick)
WR - Wayne, Jennings, Vincent Jackson, Anthony Gonzalez, Coles
TE - Cooley
D - Dolphins (planning on dropping for another team)
K - Folk (will change based on week to week matchups)

All comments / hate appreciated!

Another NFL Player with a Dog Problem

PITTSBURGH -- A pit bull owned by Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison has reportedly attacked the player's young son.

A spokesman for the defending Super Bowl champions told The Associated Press that this was a personal matter for Harrison and the club would not comment further.

An unidentified neighbor told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette one of the star player's three dogs got loose Thursday and attacked the boy, James III. His age was not immediately available.

The newspaper and WTAE-TV reported the boy was taken to UPMC Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh. The hospital declined comment. The Post-Gazette reported a second person was hurt.

Harrison is the NFL Defensive Player of the Year. He declined to join the Steelers on a White House visit Thursday. [AP]