Best Hockey Goal Ever

You Play a Sport Where You Kick a Ball

...and some of them can't even do that right. Sucks to be this guy.

11-Year-Old Kid Dunks

Yea,...11!

Carl Crawford Officially a Dick

I mean a Red Sock. Same thing. He should have left the division and played in the warm weather for the Angels. $142 Million dollars over 7 years. Yankees react by offering Cliff Lee 7 year options.

Sharks Win in Shootout after Crazy Overtime

You hardly see hockey posts here, but this game was absolutely insane. San Jose score the first goal of the game, but then proceeded to give up four to the Flyers. They eventually battled back and tied the game up in the third. OVERTIME.

Skip to about the 4 minute mark. With the clock ticking down in OT, the Flyers took a shot just as the clock expired to win it. It went in, the crowd went nuts, the players celebrated. But upon further review, the puck did not cross the goal line before time had expired, in fact a clear shot shows the puck head of the red goal line with the clock at 0.0.

Sharks would eventually win it in a shootout, 5-4.

Fakeout Penalty Kick

Best Penalty Kick Ever - watch more funny videos

If only this was possible in Fifa.

Like a Bosh

TBJ exclusive: Like A Bosh from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.

POTD: Yankees Comeback!

Texas Rangers owner Nolan Ryan along with former President George W. Bush after the Yankees scored the go-ahead run. Yanks were down 5-0, won 6-5!

Donovan McNabb Traded to Washington Redskins

According to ESPN, the Eagles have traded McNabb to the Washington Redskins for 2 future draft picks. [ESPN]

The Secret Behind Nike Air

Dog Plays Hoops

Morgan Freeman Talks About How We All View the Olympics

Morgan Freeman's New Olympics Commercial - watch more funny videos

Cavs Give Away Snuggie, Varejao Continues Decline into Femininity

The Cavs are giving away a authentic Snuggie featuring their logo and colors to the fans in attendance for their game on March 5.

An anticipated sellout crowd of 20,562 fans will receive a complimentary limited edition Cleveland Cavaliers Snuggie™ blanket courtesy of KeyBank that will be conveniently draped over every seat in the arena. Fans will be asked to wear their Snuggie™ blanket for the first five minutes of the game. In attendance will be Guinness World Records® Adjudicator Danny Girton who will then officially certify the new record. Once the record is achieved, every fan will receive a commemorative magnet certificate that will acknowledge they are a Guinness World Record holder. [Cavs]

Clink Room One in One-Fifty Caps

The Clink Room One in One-Fifty Caps are limited edition (only 150 of each, each is hand numbered) baseball caps made my New Era. They pay tribute to major and minor league baseball franchises. The name of the caps comes from the sound of beer bottles clinking together. They range in price from $25-$45 and are all fitted and selling out fast. [Clink Room]

Local Sports Anchor Under Arrest for Raping Underage Prostitute

One-time sports anchor Marvell Scott is under arrest on rape charges. WCBS-TV reports Scott, formerly with WABC-TV/Channel 7, surrendered to police this morning.

Police say Scott raped a 14-year-old prostitute in his Midtown Manhattan apartment.

Scott was scheduled to face a judge Tuesday afternoon. His attorney, according to WCBS, says Scott is the victim of a shakedown by two prostitutes and a pimp.

Scott, who turns 37 on February 28, left WABC in May initially believed to be on an extended vacation. However, he never returned. Instead, Scott went on to pursue a medical practice. Dr. Marvell Scott specializes in sports medicine.

He told the Daily News in June that he was in the final stages of his education and a fellowship at Robert Wood Johnson Hospital in Hamilton, N.J.


Jeezus, this story has everything, a sports anchor, a doctor, a underage prostitute, a shakedown. It must be true. [Examiner]

Royals Sued Over Weiner in the Eye Incident

A man is suing the Kansas City Royals after an incident where the mascot, Slugger, threw a hot dog at a man's eye, leaving him with a detached retina.

The incident took place during a game last year where Slugger was launching hot dogs to fans using a hot dog launcher. Eventually he put the gun down and started tossing the weiners by hand. Unfortunately one was thrown at John Coomer who was struck directly in the eye (good aim?).

Coomer's complaint says that the mascot wasn't trained properly and was recklessly throwing hot dogs into the stands and is suing for $25k for negligence and battery.

Since the incident, Coomer has developed cataracts.

Wonder if he ate the hot dog or took it to go...[TMZ]

POTD: McOlympics

If the Olympians ate McDonalds, I would win Gold every time! [Flickr]

POTD: Drew Brees

Brees holds up his one-year-old son as confetti rains down after the Saints Won Super Bowl XLIV.

Who Dat Won Da Supa Bowl?

From Aints to Super Bowl Champion Saints!

For the first time in franchise history, the Saints have won the Super Bowl. The former worst franchise in the NFL (Clippers next? Doubt it) has fully turned themselves around winning 31-17 over the Colts. Drew Brees will be named MVP. Let the party continue in New Orleans.

Tiger Woods' Google Commercial is Funnier than Anything You'll See Today

And don't expect to see it on TV,...ever.