Excuse Me While I Attempt to Cure My Self-Induced Blindness

Okay, so somehow this dude from Pretty Ricky has found a way to induce vomit in thousands with a 100% success rate, infect a folding chair with the AIDS virus and then top it all off with a mediocre backflip, all in under about six minutes in total. I swear it's worthy of being immortalized in the Guinness Book. What's that you ask? What the fuck am I talking about? Well, watch the videos and take in the glory that is "Spectacular" aka "Sexy Spec." We are all witnesses.

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To those of you who enjoyed the foregoing videos, I just want to reiterate my support of your legal right to marry (each other). Down with Proposition 8!

Dick Cheney Supports Gay Marriage

WASHINGTON (AP) — Former Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday he supports gays being able to marry but believes states, not the federal government, should make the decision.

"I think, you know, freedom means freedom for everyone," Cheney said in a speech at the National Press Club. "I think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish, any kind of arrangement they wish."

Cheney, who has a gay daughter, said marriage has always been a state issue.

"And I think that's the way it ought to be handled today, that is, on a state-by-state basis. Different states will make different decisions. But I don't have any problem with that. I think people ought to get a shot at that," he said.

Take that, Carrie Prejean!