POTD: ...Instead You are Down 3-1

This ad ran in the Philadelphia Inquirer today. The paper apologized for printing it. Too bad everyone knows how stupid they are thanks to the internet.

Yankees look to win the World Series tonight as they have a 3-1 lead in the series.

UPDATE:...and now you lost

Phillies Fan Busted for Selling Sexual Favors for World Series Tickets

This woman (Susan Finkelstein, a Phillies fan) was busted by cops for allegedly selling herself on Craigslist for World Series tickets.

According to police, her online ad read: "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde-- in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!" [MyFoxPhilly]

Don't Kiss Me

Bretty Myers: Honey, we're going to the World Series!

Lady friend: Don't kiss me!

Suggestion: Climb Cars that Aren't Moving

Philly phanatics were on the prowl last night as their beloved team won the NLCS and is going to the World Series. The celebration was going to be crazy no matter what. Some people are idiots and try to climb over cabs in drive. Good thing local tv stations carry post game celebrations live!

Headline of the Day

Phillies Win 16-Team "Who Gets To Lose To The Yankees" Tournament

The Philly Phanatic vs Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson is filming a movie in Philadelphia and was at Citizen's Bank Park last night for the Phillies game against the Cubs. The Phanatic took notice, hilarity ensued.