Artie Lang Arrested for Suspicion of DUI in New Jersey

Apparently 3 p.m. is how long it takes to get Artie Lang drunk. According to TMZ, the former Howard Stern sidekick was arrested for suspicion of DUI after a minor car accident in Toms River, NJ. [TMZ]

Don't Mess With the Fordham Ram

A drunk or high (or both) student was at the cafeteria at Fordham University when the mascot walked in. The student decided to take a shot at the Ram and knocked him on his behind and knocked the mascot supersized head off. Seeing that the man inside the costume was quite big, the student decided to make a run for it. He didn't get too far.

Hundreds of bewildered students enjoying the warm weather saw a man dressed in Fordham athletics gear jump over the fence and sprint straight to the middle of Eddie's, followed by several cafeteria workers. He approached a Fordham student and, with one sickening punch to the face, knocked him to the ground.....

One side of the student's face turned an ugly shade of purple. When Carroll went to restrain him, he resisted, pleading to be allowed to go back to his room. Many witnesses suspected the student was under the influence of alcohol or drugs. When Carroll and other security personnel tried to put him in a security vehicle, he resisted more violently, and security tried to put handcuffs on him. The mascot stood quietly and agreed to go to the hospital calmly. Both were eventually taken to the hospital.

[The Ram]