Pillow Sex

Everyone's doing it.

What if Women Were as Horny as Men

Show me your tongue? Really?

Someones Mad at Reggie Miller

Reggie loves the married women apparently...

Movie Trailers: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Woman Exchanges Chips for Oral Sex

This is Lahoma Sue Smith. She is an idiot.

Besides being an idiot, this woman is a prostitute. She accepted a case of Frito-Lay chips for giving a man oral sex. The gentleman she pleasured was an employee of the Frito-Lay company and did not have money for the "job" and so he offered to pay her with a case of chips. She agreed. Then she got busted and admitted to having prior prostitution arrests. Wait, wait, wait. Someone actually paid this woman for sex? If you're going to be a dirtbag and pay for a hooker, do you really want it to look like this woman? Have some class damnit! Learn how to spend your money better! [The Smoking Gun]

Man Cleared of Rape Charges Thanks to Cellphone Footage

Gary Taylor, a 41-year-old businessman, was acquitted of rape charges after cellphone footage of the accuser actively taking part in the said sex act was shown off in court. According to the prosecution, Taylor had arrived at the house of a 27-year-old woman with cocaine and a bottle of wine and after getting the woman drunk, he proceeded to rape her. There were two charges of oral penetration.

The judge warned: 'You are going to see a clip which from what I have been told you may find extremely distasteful. To avoid making it a peep show, I have ordered the public gallery to be cleared.'

After the footage was screened, Miss Holt said to the alleged victim: 'You and Mr Taylor were very familiar with each other and comfortable in each other's presence.'

The woman said: 'I don't think I was happily talking to him.'

She also denied 'actively' performing a sex act on Mr Taylor.

The prosecution offered no evidence following advice from the judge.

Mr Taylor, who runs a multimedia company, was cleared of four charges of rape and walked free from court.

The woman (accuser) says she had never seen that footage.

IN YO FACE YOU THIEVING BIATCH! (I don't know if that part was in the video) [Daily Mail] via [Gizmodo]

*Note that image is not from the case, just pertinent.

This Is Your Genitalia On Drugs

SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

He couldn't have just gotten a hummer from his Hoover at home? (Unintended alliteration!)

Study, Sex, Exploding Heads and Killzone 2

Here are some pictures of a sign taped to some guy's window. It looks like he's not allowed to go anywhere. Anyway here's my favorite comment that was left on Burbia:

"If i were a girl with killzone 2, i could make this guys head esplode"

- submitted by Anthony Pittarelli on 03/02/2009