Super Bowl Winner Ben Rothlisberger Sued for Sexual Assault

A woman claims Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger lured her into a hotel room, then sexually assaulted her, according to a new lawsuit. Andrea McNulty claims in her civil lawsuit filed in Washoe County, Nevada, this year's Super Bowl winner asked her to come to his hotel room in July, 2008 -- and then forced her to have sex with him. McNulty -- an employee at the Harrah's Hotel in Lake Tahoe -- is suing for sexual assault and battery, false imprisonment and infliction of emotional distress.

Ben denies all of McNulty's allegations. Roethlisberger's lawyer told ProFootballTalk.com, "The timing of the lawsuit and the absence of a criminal complaint and a criminal investigation are the most compelling evidence of the absence of any criminal conduct." Roethlisberger was in Nevada at the time of the alleged incident for a celebrity golf tournament. [TMZ]

UPDATE: Sources connected to the Ben Roethlisberger sexual assault case claim the psychiatric care the accuser says she's under has nothing to do with Ben .... it has to do with a relationship she had with a man who never existed.

This Is Your Genitalia On Drugs

SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

He couldn't have just gotten a hummer from his Hoover at home? (Unintended alliteration!)

MARKO JARIC UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Here I was thinking damn Marko Jaric is the f**king lucky sunovab**** to be married to Victoria's Secret lingerie model Adrian Lima. Then this news comes out and the world is balanced once again!

A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, but that's about all the comment I can think of applying to this story! Smiles, Grins and laughter all around! [Sports Illustrated]

Okay, okay, I've calmed down. But seriously, when you look at Marko Jaric (his eyes don't have to be looking at you), which do you think is more feasible? Under investigation for sexual assault or married to Brazilian supermodel Adrian Lima?

UPDATE: Jaric will not be charged...end of story.