Here I was thinking damn Marko Jaric is the f**king lucky sunovab**** to be married to Victoria's Secret lingerie model Adrian Lima. Then this news comes out and the world is balanced once again!
A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, but that's about all the comment I can think of applying to this story! Smiles, Grins and laughter all around! [Sports Illustrated]
Okay, okay, I've calmed down. But seriously, when you look at Marko Jaric (his eyes don't have to be looking at you), which do you think is more feasible? Under investigation for sexual assault or married to Brazilian supermodel Adrian Lima?
UPDATE: Jaric will not be charged...end of story.
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