A week after Plaxico Burress accidentally shoots himself because he was carrying a illegal gun in the waistband of his sweatpants with the safety off, Chicago Bulls' rookie Derrick Rose accidentally got stabbed.
Ok, well its not as bad as it sounds. Rose was cutting up some fruit while lying in bed. He got up to go to the bathroom and forgot all about the knife. When he got back on his bed, the knife cut him. He got 10 stitches, doesn't need a lawyer and is NOT suspended for the rest of the season.
BUT AGAIN STAY AWAY FROM GUNS AND KNIVES! PAY FOR SECURITY AND HAVE SOMEONE CUT YOUR FRUIT FOR YOU! Plenty of people are looking for jobs right now...
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