Who Watches the Watchmen Trinkets?

Here are just some of the Watchmen trinkets you can find online. Some are cool, but most of these are ridiculous or ridiculously funny. Above is the Watchmen whistle. For emergencies only, of course.[io9 and io9]

First off we have the Watchmen fish tank, get your pets ready for the movie

More for your other pets, Dog food!



More ridiculous stuff, Viagra to show that The Watchmen is for men, impotent men.



Here's something plain, and useful. Dark Roast Coffee.

The best protection one can use. The Watchmen, protecting sexual intercourse since 1986.