5.22.2009

POTD: Worst Mixed Doubles Match Ever



Here is a screenshot of a picture of New York Yankees second baseman Robinson Cano and center fielder Melky Cabrera on a couch with a couple hos nice young ladies somewhere in a basement some club.

The screenshot comes courtesy of today's Deadspin Deleted Scenes. For those of you generally unfamiliar with our beloved Deadspin, here is their description of the Deleted Scenes post:

"We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems.
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Lacking news angles indeed. I don't even know what to say about this story, other than, those who would care about this post will care about this post.

It's funny - if you go to the blog that Deadspin links to, and gives credit to for the picture, this is what is said about the less-than-scandalous photos:

"NY Sport Space has some friends in high places. So high that its fairly easy to acquire some EXCLUSIVE photos of Melky Cabrera and Robbie Cano popping bottles and making kissy faces." (Emphasis in original.)

Friends in high places, eh? Acquaintances on the internet works too. In fact, these aren't exclusive at all - they're pretty public. Umm nice try.

Anyway, don't forget to check the Deleted Scenes comments section for a little late-Friday commentary and hilarity. For instance:

Crazy Joe Clark
2:20 PM

Cano can do better than that. Melky is probably overachieving right now with those girls, he'll be back to banging the fatties by July.
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ekthesy
2:22 PM

Melky seems to have summoned the ghost of Jan Brady.


Very nice. HUAN!

[Deadspin]

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